What is a single process?
This morning our intern sent the company-wide email announcing that the hair salon across the hall was offering a free single process for a hair model volunteer.
People didn’t seem to be replying to his email because no one knew what the heck a single process was. Do I have to be single to get this? Do people get their hair processed these days? Can I get a haircut?
Curious, I went to the hair salon and asked if I could get highlights. They explained a single process is a one color process, so I’d have to get my hair tinted red, black or some other color. In the design world, highlights would be equivalent to a CMYK print process, while a single process could be a one Pantone color print…!
Then a few guys here were offered $75 to get their hair bleached blond. Another one said he’d do it for $50, but he needed “approval from his superior” to do that. Meanwhile, I asked if I tinted my hair red I’d get double points on our company’s blog post contest. They said only if I had it hot pink! Ouch! That was a little too hard… Guys can go blond and make $75, and I only get 2 points and a pink hair… Guess not!
Offers keep coming… $10 if I go bald… $100 for the one who tints it “poo green”… Let’s see how this is gonna end. All I know it that by 6 p.m. today someone is going though a transformation, for better or worse!